Kill your internet boredom
Now we all know everything we read on the Internet isn’t real. I know I may have just crushed some of your worlds but it’s the truth. These websites are worth checking out if you have a few minutes for a laugh.
Sleep Talkin’ Man
This site was started by the mans wife. Apparently he says some hilarious things in his sleep and she records and posts it online. Its even better being in an English accent. Here’s an example of what you will find over there…
“I need a mask; nun-chucks; rubber suit; shitloads of talc. Got list, will shop. It’s a superhero shopping list, shithead.”
FML has become part of our “text” culture. It is just as prevalent as “lol” and “brb”. This site is obviously dedicated to lifes misfortunes. It has all kinds of apps for it, a twitter feed and a facebook. Here’s a few that tickled me…
I think the title of this one speaks for itself. If you have kids something like this has happened or will happen. A couple of them are kind of lame but most of these are the most epic messes I have ever seen.
I Am Bored
The name says it all in this one. This is just a compilation site for flash games, funny pictures, dumb news stories and hilarious, sad and awesome videos. Go check this out if you have a minute or 6 to spend.
People of Wal Mart
I could spend days on this website. It is a chronicle of the illusive stereotypical Wal Mart Shopper. If you go to your local Wal Mart, you will see at least 5 of these examples in your travels.
My Life Is Average
A lot of these on this site don’t seem like it could actually happen. Its just random comments about “average” life. Its very similar to FML but its not always bad things. Here are some examples..
“Today, my seven-year-old little sister danced around the house singing about brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. I’m not sure if I should laugh, or be horrified. MLIA”
“Today, my husband bought cheez-its with Toy Story characters on them for my 2 year old daughter. He pointed to all the character faces and she correctly identified them all, and then he got to the three-eyed alien character. He asked her who it was…her totally serious response? Lady Gaga. MLIA.”
Just a short list for you all. I hope you enjoy.